Man, you never know what's going to go down in Birch Ridge Estates. First it was bats, then bear--now dancing fools. The Big E, as promised, came back to show the Salcedo-Watson clan some new moves to bring back to New York. Jaime surprised us all with his angel-footed locomotion. So finally it's clear what that soul-patch is all about.

Easy was shakin' and bakin' and compostin'. Sounds strange, I know, but according to my mother there's no such thing as mistakes in swing, just new moves. And, as you can see, Chilly P. has quite the devilish look in her eye. She looked so good made me want to have another baby!

Well, that train was outta here quick as it took the soul-man in the pink shorts to slide across the floor.