Yeah, so, furthermore, what's wrong with the modern world? While Mom & Dad work the splitter to guarantee warmth and comfort next winter, the Colby Girl (hint, hint) works her cellphone. And here I thought she was a nature lover like her Dad. At least she's outside; her cousin Emma, while visiting one summer, didn't seem to want to leave the camp to go down to the lake. I said, "Emma, don't you like nature?" She said, "Yeah, I like nature... when it's on television."