Adventures from 10 Free Street. Last summer Edith and Judy were driving down the road when Edith noticed that Judy had run a Stop sign. Wow, Edith thought, that's dangerous. She didn't even notice. What should I do? Before she could decide what to say, Judy ran another Stop sign. At this point Edith just blurted out, Are you aware that you've run two Stop signs?! Stunned, Judy responded, Oh, am I driving?
I kid, honestly, that DID NOT HAPPEN. I just heard the joke, told simply as "two women were driving down the road," and for some reason I pictured Judy and Edith in the starring roles.
Go figure.